How we handle your data. Plain English, short.
We do not sell, share, or train on your data. We run a studio site, not a surveillance operation. This page tells you exactly what happens when you visit theft.studio or send us an email.
What happens on this site
Principles
Plain English
This page will never ask you to scroll past a wall of legalese. If we change how we handle data, we rewrite this page in the same voice.
No dark patterns
No cookie banner nags. No auto-playing audio. No 'consent to continue' walls. The site works the same whether you visit once or a hundred times.
GDPR-aligned by default
Your options under GDPR (access, rectification, erasure, portability) apply. Email hello@theft.studio and we'll respond within 30 days, usually within two business days.
Compliance on engagements
Active engagements operate under an MSA that explicitly covers SOC 2, GDPR, and EU AI Act alignment. Standard DPA available on request.
Data requests
Want to know what we have on file (spoiler: probably nothing beyond an email thread), correct it, export it, or delete it? Email hello@theft.studio with the subject line Privacy request. Response within 30 days; usually within 48 hours.